Wow I havn't been on here for a LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, better get to work lol

Basketball is for pussies and eastern europeans. EAT SHIT.

Oh yeah well the toilet store called, and they said they're running out of you. So you better get back to the toilet store. And leave that shitty toilet paper where you found it you thief.

I wipe my ass with listerine. Which means I actually douche. It's painful but blissful all at the same time.

I like fresh burst flavour best.

Hey, what happened to my calculator?

Remember that one time when we were downtown taking pictures and this native guy beat the shit out of you and stole your camera?

Well neither do I.

You're a big homo and your mom has a donkey.

Sniff.

I like pie.

welcome to DA Jason

I like your gallery - especially your architectural shots

Keep up the good work!

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Don't follow the herd - be yourself!

THE dA BESTIARY [link]

why were u so mean 2 me

oh hey thanx, maybe i'll go catch one than i can cough on you so you get sars!!!! I think i'll do that

got a cold?

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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